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The Art of Not Coding
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Why fix bugs when you can fix coffee?
Real senior devs know the real stack:
☕ Caffeine → 💼 Meetings → 🫴 Delegation.
Featuring Quagmire in peak managerial drip, top hat and all, this tee is for the engineers who’ve evolved beyond keyboard smashing.
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🤵 Senior title? ✅
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🪑 Ergonomic chair? ✅
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🧠 Task assigned to an intern? Absolutely.
Wear it to one-on-ones, retros, or anywhere you plan to say:
“Sounds like a great learning opportunity… for you.”
By @web.dev.peter — making delegation fashionable.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: WebDevPeter
- Email: contact@support.webdevpeter.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Art of Not Coding Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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