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I Don’t Read. I Transform. – Sleepless GPU

€43.20
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📝 Description:
Forget comprehension.
This model doesn’t read — it transforms.

🔥 Inspired by the architecture that changed everything,
this hoodie is for devs who skip the prompt,
run inference on vibes,
and let the layers handle the rest.

⚙️ Powered by 4 GPUs, zero sleep,
and just enough RAM to hallucinate confidence.

Printed with high-temp gradients and embedded sarcasm by @web.dev.peter.
No context window too wide.
No hoodie more based.

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  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.25 oz)
  • 100% cotton face
  • Regular fit
  • 3-panel hood, fleece-lined for extra comfort
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on all seams
  • Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Don’t Read. I Transform. – Sleepless GPU Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
22
L
29
24
XL
30
26
2XL
31
28
3XL
32
30

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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