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Monorepo – One Repo. Many Problems.

kr 592,53 kr 493,75 NOK
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One repo.
Everyone’s repo.
Nobody’s responsibility.

This hoodie is for teams that said “it’ll scale”
and then invented 14 rules,
3 CI pipelines,
and a weekly meeting to explain why nothing merged.

🧩 Shared dependencies.
🧨 Fragile builds.
🕰️ Waiting on tests you didn’t write.

Loud. Heavy. Intentionally controversial.
Designed to spark arguments and break friendships by @web.dev.peter.

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.